Only-Kale-Can-Save-Us-Now Salad
If you think kale salads are boring, this recipe will change your mind. The Only-Kale-Can-Save-Us-Now Salad is packed with flavor, thanks to a creamy, umami-rich dressing made from tahini, lemon, and nutritional yeast. It’s a simple, nutrient-dense dish that delivers crunch, creaminess, and a satisfying savory bite.

Whether you’re looking for a quick lunch, a healthy side, or a meal-prep staple, this salad has you covered. The best part: the kale stays fresh and tender even after sitting in the fridge, making it perfect for make-ahead meals. Ready to give kale the spotlight it deserves? Let’s dive in.
Why You’ll Love Only-Kale-Can-Save-Us-Now Salad
- The creamy tahini dressing makes kale irresistibly delicious
- Packed with fiber, protein, and healthy fats for a satisfying meal
- Stays fresh in the fridge, making it a great meal-prep option
- Quick and easy to make with just a few pantry staples
- Naturally vegan, gluten-free, and full of nutrients
What You Need To Make Only-Kale-Can-Save-Us-Now Salad
This salad is built on simple, wholesome ingredients. You’ll need fresh curly kale as the base and a handful of pantry staples to create a rich, umami-packed dressing. The full list of ingredients and measurements can be found in the recipe card, but here’s what you’ll need:
- Fresh curly kale, washed and torn into bite-sized pieces
- Tahini for a creamy, nutty base
- Lemon juice to add brightness and balance
- Reduced-sodium tamari for a deep umami flavor
- Nutritional yeast flakes to bring a cheesy, savory taste
- Flax meal to help thicken the dressing and add fiber
- Onion and garlic granules for extra depth of flavor
- Water to adjust the dressing consistency
- Optional: hemp seeds or sunflower seeds for crunch and added protein
How To Make Only-Kale-Can-Save-Us-Now Salad
- Make the Dressing: In a large bowl, whisk together the tahini, lemon juice, tamari, nutritional yeast, flax meal, onion granules, and garlic granules. Slowly add water and continue whisking until the dressing reaches a smooth, pourable consistency. If it seems too thick, add a little more water as needed.
- Massage the Kale: Add the torn kale leaves directly into the bowl with the dressing. Use your hands to massage the dressing into the kale, ensuring each piece is well coated. This helps soften the kale and makes it more tender and flavorful.
- Add the Toppings: If you’re using hemp seeds or sunflower seeds, sprinkle them over the salad for added texture and crunch.
- Serve or Store: Enjoy the salad immediately or transfer it to a covered container in the fridge. It will keep well for up to two days.
Commonly Asked Questions
Can I use a different type of kale?
Yes, you can use lacinato (dinosaur) kale instead of curly kale. It has a slightly milder flavor and a more tender texture, which some people prefer.
How long does this salad last in the fridge?
This salad stays fresh for up to two days when stored in an airtight container in the refrigerator. The kale holds up well because the dressing helps tenderize it without making it soggy.
Do I have to massage the kale?
Yes, massaging the kale is key. It helps break down the tough fibers, making the leaves softer and more enjoyable to eat. Plus, it helps the dressing stick to every bite.
Can I add other toppings?
Absolutely. Try adding avocado, roasted chickpeas, or shredded carrots for extra texture and flavor.
Is there a substitute for tahini?
If you don’t have tahini, you can use almond butter or cashew butter for a similar creamy consistency. The flavor will be slightly different but still delicious.
Reprinted with permission from Eat Like You Give A Damn by Michelle Schwegmann and Josh Hooten, copyright©2015.


Only-Kale-Can-Save-Us-Now Salad
Ingredients
- 2 tablespoons tahini
- 2 tablespoons lemon juice
- 2 tablespoons reduced-sodium tamari
- 2 tablespoons nutritional yeast flakes
- 1 tablespoon flax meal
- 2 teaspoons onion granules
- 1 teaspoon garlic granules
- ¼ cup water plus more as needed
- 9 cups torn curly kale leaves about 1 bunch, in bite-sized pieces (see tip)
- ⅓ cup hemp seeds or chopped raw sunflower seeds optional
Instructions
- To make the dressing, put the tahini, lemon juice, tamari, nutritional yeast, flax meal, onion granules, and garlic granules in a large bowl (large enough to accommodate the kale leaves). Add the water and whisk to combine, adding more water if the dressing seems too thick. (Tahini varies in consistency).
- Add the kale leaves to the dressing and mix using your hands. Don’t be shy now! Rub the dressing into the kale and make sure to distribute it evenly. Sprinkle the optional hemp seeds over the top if desired. Serve now or store in a covered container in the fridge for up to 2 days.